February 2012
90 posts
Feb 24th
10 notes
Feb 24th
7 notes
Feb 23rd
52 notes
Feb 23rd
62 notes
Feb 23rd
705 notes
I think that basically the biggest burn in the game is Trip’s special drink for Grace. TRIP: “I made a special drink tonight. It’s called “Grace’s Inner Soul.” It’s made from chardonnay, bitters, and a lot of ice.” It’s just a shame he doesn’t pull that one out so often.
Feb 22nd
7 notes
Feb 22nd
1,057 notes
Beth: Grace's Aunt (Facade Stageplay)
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace… this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it — TRIP I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?! (Beth knocks on the front door.) (Beth knocks on the front door.) GRACE You know I’ve had — (interrupted) TRIP Oh, she’s here! GRACE What?! You said she’s coming an hour from now! BETH I...
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
243 notes
Feb 21st
1,824 notes
Feb 21st
62 notes
Jesper Hauls Ass to the Elevator
FACADE STAGEPLAY Wed Feb 15 05 18 16 2012 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? (Jesper knocks on the front door.) (Jesper knocks on the front door.) TRIP What, Grace… this? — (interrupted) TRIP Oh, he’s here! (Jesper knocks on the front door.) (Jesper knocks on the front door.) GRACE What?! You told me it’d be an hour...
Feb 20th
3 notes
Adam: Relationship Modulation Bot 300X (Facade...
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don’t turn this into a big production, please! ADAM ADAMBOT 1.32 LOADED TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I’m not asking a lot here! GRACE What — Trip, don’t give me that look! ADAM INITIATE KNOCK SEQUENCE   (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) GRACE ...
Feb 20th
gonzalo chan
superkianagalaxy: we are very arigato-ful that you came
Feb 20th
105 notes
Feb 20th
298 notes
3 tags
Feb 20th
33 notes
Amy: The Drug Queen/Best Friend (Facade Stageplay)
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace… this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it – TRIP I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?! AMY (opens purse) GRACE You know I’ve had to ask you about this several – TRIP Get off my back! I’ll get rid of it in just a minute! GRACE Fine, Trip… fine… AMY (finds bottle) AMY (takes swig) (Trip opens the...
Feb 19th
Amy: The Drug Queen/Best Friend (Facade Stageplay)
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace… this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it – TRIP I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?! AMY (opens purse) GRACE You know I’ve had to ask you about this several – TRIP Get off my back! I’ll get rid of it in just a minute! GRACE Fine, Trip… fine… AMY (finds bottle) AMY (takes swig) (Trip opens the...
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
10 notes
Feb 18th
21 notes
desucole: welcome to facade fandom
Feb 18th
293 notes
Feb 18th
27 notes
Ben: I Just Repeated Everything and It Somehow...
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? (Ben knocks on the front door.) (Ben knocks on the front door.) TRIP What, Grace… this? — (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, he’s here! GRACE What?! You said he’s coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he’s supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip…! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Ben!! TRIP Hey! It’s been too long, man!  ...
Feb 18th
modernepoch asked: Because I'm in the mood to keep making stageplays, and I don't want to clog up your tumblr, would you like me to make my own, post them all, and then you can reblog the ones you like?
Feb 18th
Feb 17th
17 notes
Feb 17th
16 notes
Feb 17th
130 notes
Feb 17th
42 notes
Al: Craiglist Fetishist (Short Facade Stageplay)
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace… this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it — AL (pisses on the door) TRIP I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I’ve had to ask you about this several — TRIP Get off my back!  I’ll get rid of it in just a minute! — (interrupted) (AL knocks on the front door.) (AL...
Feb 16th
3 notes
Feb 16th
123 notes
Feb 16th
17 notes
Ashley: Comforting Deaf Friend (Facade Stageplay)
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don’t turn this into a big production, please! TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I’m not asking a lot here! (Ashley knocks on the front door.) (Ashley knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, she’s here! GRACE What?! You told me it’d be an hour from now! TRIP No, she’s supposed...
Feb 16th
2 notes
modernepoch asked: Hey there. Did you get my two new stageplays? Are you saving them for a slow Facade day or something? :3
Feb 16th
Feb 15th
4,478 notes
Feb 15th
11 notes
Feb 15th
257 notes
Feb 14th
18 notes
Feb 14th
94 notes
Anne: Infatuated With Trip (Facade Screenplay)
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don’t turn this into a big production, please! TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I’m not asking a lot here! ANNE MM YES (ANNE knocks on the front door.) GRACE What — Trip, don’t give me that look! — (interrupted) (ANNE knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, she’s here! GRACE What?! You...
Feb 14th
6 notes
Ask the First Storytelling AI Online on Tumblr
I didn’t mean to use my dissemination of the Facade manual as a springboard, but I would greatly enjoy visits and asks to my special Tumblr dedicated to the 1970s story-telling AI bot RACTER. You might be surprised at the answers he gives. (And the stories he tells!) http://askracter.tumblr.com/
Feb 13th
modernepoch asked: I found three scripts I was going to include in the book! Would you want me to post them?
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
38 notes
Feb 13th
1,680 notes
1 tag
Feb 12th
14 notes
james4115 asked: so apparently you can reference the bull sculpture, but not the one that looks like a dildo? what's up with that
Feb 12th
For Anyone Who's Interested in the Nuts and Bolts...
http://www.mediafire.com/?k3zk3uhnbbc4853 Thank you modernepoch!!
Feb 12th
5 notes
modernepoch asked: Do you have the official guide to Facade you get by donating? I have a copy of that, at least! (Not that you shouldn't donate anyway!)
Feb 12th
1 note
Who wouldn't want to own such wonderful...
http://www.cafepress.com/facadedrama
Feb 12th
9 notes
modernepoch asked: For a demonstration of potential literature, I saved 200 unique Facade screenplays and prepared them in a PDF. I was going to self-publish them. This was before the days of Dropbox, though, and I lost them all. :(
Feb 12th
1 note
Feb 12th
49 notes