February 2012
90 posts
I think that basically the biggest burn in the game is Trip’s special drink for Grace.
TRIP: “I made a special drink tonight. It’s called “Grace’s Inner Soul.” It’s made from chardonnay, bitters, and a lot of ice.”
It’s just a shame he doesn’t pull that one out so often.
Beth: Grace's Aunt (Facade Stageplay)
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace… this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it — TRIP I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?! (Beth knocks on the front door.) (Beth knocks on the front door.) GRACE You know I’ve had — (interrupted) TRIP Oh, she’s here! GRACE What?! You said she’s coming an hour from now! BETH I...
Jesper Hauls Ass to the Elevator
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Wed Feb 15 05 18 16 2012
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
(Jesper knocks on the front door.)
(Jesper knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
What, Grace… this? — (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, he’s here!
(Jesper knocks on the front door.)
(Jesper knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You told me it’d be an hour...
Adam: Relationship Modulation Bot 300X (Facade...
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
TRIP That should be obvious!
GRACE Oh God, Trip, don’t turn this into a big production, please!
ADAM ADAMBOT 1.32 LOADED
TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I’m not asking a lot here!
GRACE What — Trip, don’t give me that look!
ADAM INITIATE KNOCK SEQUENCE
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
GRACE ...
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superkianagalaxy:
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Amy: The Drug Queen/Best Friend (Facade Stageplay)
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace… this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it –
TRIP I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?!
AMY (opens purse)
GRACE You know I’ve had to ask you about this several –
TRIP Get off my back! I’ll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE Fine, Trip… fine…
AMY (finds bottle)
AMY (takes swig)
(Trip opens the...
Amy: The Drug Queen/Best Friend (Facade Stageplay)
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP What, Grace… this?
GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it –
TRIP I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?!
AMY (opens purse)
GRACE You know I’ve had to ask you about this several –
TRIP Get off my back! I’ll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE Fine, Trip… fine…
AMY (finds bottle)
AMY (takes swig)
(Trip opens the...
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Ben: I Just Repeated Everything and It Somehow...
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? (Ben knocks on the front door.) (Ben knocks on the front door.) TRIP What, Grace… this? — (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, he’s here! GRACE What?! You said he’s coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he’s supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip…! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Ben!! TRIP Hey! It’s been too long, man! ...
modernepoch asked: Because I'm in the mood to keep making stageplays, and I don't want to clog up your tumblr, would you like me to make my own, post them all, and then you can reblog the ones you like?
Al: Craiglist Fetishist (Short Facade Stageplay)
GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace… this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it — AL (pisses on the door) TRIP I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I’ve had to ask you about this several — TRIP Get off my back! I’ll get rid of it in just a minute! — (interrupted) (AL knocks on the front door.) (AL...
Ashley: Comforting Deaf Friend (Facade Stageplay)
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don’t turn this into a big production, please! TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I’m not asking a lot here! (Ashley knocks on the front door.) (Ashley knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, she’s here! GRACE What?! You told me it’d be an hour from now! TRIP No, she’s supposed...
modernepoch asked: Hey there. Did you get my two new stageplays? Are you saving them for a slow Facade day or something? :3
Anne: Infatuated With Trip (Facade Screenplay)
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don’t turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I’m not asking a lot here!
ANNE
MM YES
(ANNE knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What — Trip, don’t give me that look! — (interrupted)
(ANNE knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, she’s here!
GRACE
What?! You...
Ask the First Storytelling AI Online on Tumblr
I didn’t mean to use my dissemination of the Facade manual as a springboard, but I would greatly enjoy visits and asks to my special Tumblr dedicated to the 1970s story-telling AI bot RACTER.
You might be surprised at the answers he gives. (And the stories he tells!)
http://askracter.tumblr.com/
modernepoch asked: I found three scripts I was going to include in the book! Would you want me to post them?
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james4115 asked: so apparently you can reference the bull sculpture, but not the one that looks like a dildo? what's up with that
For Anyone Who's Interested in the Nuts and Bolts...
http://www.mediafire.com/?k3zk3uhnbbc4853
Thank you modernepoch!!
modernepoch asked: Do you have the official guide to Facade you get by donating? I have a copy of that, at least! (Not that you shouldn't donate anyway!)
Who wouldn't want to own such wonderful...
http://www.cafepress.com/facadedrama
modernepoch asked: For a demonstration of potential literature, I saved 200 unique Facade screenplays and prepared them in a PDF. I was going to self-publish them. This was before the days of Dropbox, though, and I lost them all. :(